New Blog Alert #2

Jarrett Tonn, a good friend of mine, says he was inspired by me to start a blog. I say, the more people writing about their time in God's word, the more conversations we can have about God and his saving grace. http://chappy3104.blogspot.com/

If True, These are Funny!

The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun." "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh ... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey do-do." "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife will get a toaster oven." "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." "Just how big were those two beers?" "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." “You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.”

Decisions Made

So I went with the Dell. I have the XPS Gen 2 on it's way. It's going to be sweet. Check it out at Dell.com

Help Me Decide on a Computer and Wireless Service

I'm looking at getting a laptop so I can travel from jobsite to jobsite and still access email, the server, and hopefully the internet. I'll need to get an Internet connection through a wireless provider but I think the speeds are better than dial-up. The two questions are simple. 1. Who's laptop should I buy? Our Office has Dell desktops. 2. Which wireless company should I use for service? Cingular/Verizon/T-Mobile/Sprint/Other? Please Help by adding to my comments or emailing me. My blog email is jamesguhn (at) gmail (dot) com